News Flash
Two things:
If I make it back from Mexico with both eyes still in their sockets and functioning, I would like to propose a Friday or Saturday night drinking fest at my house in the upcoming future. Since I will likely never be able to make the Sunday brunch, Friday happy hours, or weekend play dates, I figured I might as well invite some people over to my house sometime soon. I think near the end of the summer semester might be good, or possibly sooner.
This event would serve a variety of purposes: First of all, it would give me a chance to hang out with my friends and get drunk. Secondly, it would allow my spouse the opportunity to socialize with people and further work on her tolerance. Thirdly, it could be an opportunity to get some of the recent stragglers such as T and Cynthia to become reacquainted with us. Fourthly, it would cut down on E's drunken drive home. Fifthly, it would cut down on my drunken drive home. Sixthly, perhaps if someone will vomit on the carpet, it will force my wife to steam clean.
While I don't often do much entertaining, it would give me an opportunity to hang out on the weekend for a full evening of debauchery, as opposed to an hour or so after work. If anyone feels like they can't make it, please let me know as I will be looking for someone to babysit the children . . .
Have fun in the WC, and say a prayer for me so that I might ward off any of the various forms of Mexican VD.
Good times.
And by the way, if I'm not back at my post on Monday, then I'm probably dead or still working on coming up with bail.
posted by Jeremy @ 1:04 AM
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7 Comments:
Have fun. And you know I'm going to be there. I need to snoop around your house a bit.
Several Things:
"First of all, it would give me a chance to hang out with my friends and get drunk."
Always a good time.
"Secondly, it would allow my spouse the opportunity to socialize with people and further work on her tolerance."
We need to put her and Crys together on this. Both could use work in these areas (socializing and drinking, or "drunken socializing" if you will.)
"Thirdly, it could be an opportunity to get some of the recent stragglers such as T and Cynthia to become reacquainted with us."
Touche, Honky. Count me in on the next party you, or any of the crew have as long as it is not a Friday night. (I teach fridays as part of my new gig. Remind me I will explain later in detail.)
"Fourthly, it would cut down on E's drunken drive home."
"No Dude. I'm Straight." (Proceeds to blow chunks in my bathroom floor, wall, and bathtub.) You know who I am talking about here. I don't need to mention names.
"Fifthly, it would cut down on my drunken drive home."
No witty reply here. But I concur that a lack of drunk driving is always a good thing.
"Sixthly, perhaps if someone will vomit on the carpet, it will force my wife to steam clean."
Deal. So let it be written, So let it be down.
Yeah, I fucked that last part out. I am the WORST proof reader EVER. It was supposed to say,
"So let it be written, So let it be DONE."
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You've been fuckin' SPAMmed!
Yes, it's 5:42. Yes, I finally got a blog. No, I don't know why I am writing this way, but I will continue. Yes, I am down for "drunken socializing."
I should have left you my keys, in case you wanted to hang out or take a nap or even just stay a night in seclusion. Am I doing this right? Or is there a way to post from my blog?
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