Because I'm a lazy bastard

Even though I really am under no obligation to do much of anything until I go back to work on Monday, I actually have quite a bit of shit that requires my attention this weekend. However, I am currently lacking the willpower/energy to actually put any of these activities in motion.

Things I need to do this weekend, but likely won't:

• Finish mowing the yard. While I edged and mowed the front yard, the backyard is still needing some attention. Although it is fenced in and not visible to my neighbors, I really would like to get it done so that I don't have to worry about it until next week. But right now I feel like doing a whole bunch of nothing, so it will likely wait until next week.
• A guy I used to work with called me earlier today and left a message on my cell phone. I haven't checked the message, but I assume he wants to get together and watch The DaVinci Code, as this is something we talked about a few months ago. Every three or four months, he calls me to go watch a movie--besides that, we have no real contact. Even the ride to/from the theater is often boring and awkward. But he's a really good guy, family man, and all that shit. And he was a good employee for me. So what do you do?
• My buddy who is working on his MA at the University of Arkansas is supposed to be coming down Sunday, though I need to call him to see exactly what time. A binge drinking marathon will likely follow immediately thereafter. Hopefully I won't have to call in sick on Monday.
  
• I should contact my oldest brother and explain why I haven't returned to finish laying the tile in his bathroom. I'm sure he's getting a little bitter at me by now, but then again, who isn't?
• Pray that E does not mistakenly swerve into traffic during her professional cycling debut. Based on her driving characteristics (such as always staying in the left lane), I could see her trying to pass cars on the road out of sheer habit. While it certainly sounds like a somewhat dangerous proposition, I'm sure it will fill some quality air time during an "America's Funniest Home Videos" segment.
• Don't forget to go to the dentist, something that is always a fucking asswhip.
• Wash my laundry. Though I am not a big fan of this particular household chore, it sure beats finding all of my clothes crammed into a laundry basket two days later wrinkled all to holy hell, something very likely to happen whenever my wife takes this task upon herself. And since ironing is something I don't do (can, but don't), it usually involves me washing and/or drying again to shed the particular garment of the wrinkles.
• Eat three meals a day. I don't make it a habit to do this all that frequently, though I've been making a conscious effort over the last month or so. I'm proud of myself, as most everything I've been able to google highly recommends engaging in this type of activity for health-related reasons.
• Find a plant to take to my office at work. Though no one noticed today, it was recommended/suggested/demanded by a professor for me to redecorate my office as she felt it was unprofessional. Keep in mind that I had not decorated it in any fashion previously--as a matter of fact, I've left everything exactly the same from the previous occupant. So now there's nothing on the walls at all and all of the cutesy shit that was in there before has been carefully hidden away. With it's institutional beige walls and brown shelves, I figure all I need at this point is a toilet installed in order to finish off that prison cell theme I'm going with.
• Start reading again . . .