A tasteless joke
Instead of Hemingway, I've spent the greater part of this early morning reading Philip Roth's Sabbath's Theater. Here is a rather tasteless joke I found within the text that I wanted to share with at least the male readers of this blog:
Well, this truck driver, whenever he goes away, his wife, she gets cold and lonely. So when he comes back from a trip he brings her a skunk, a big, furry live skunk, and he tells her that next time he goes away she should take it to bed with her and when she goes to sleep she should put it between her legs. So she says to him, 'What about the smell?' And he says, 'He'll get used to it. I did.'Granted, it's pretty crass, but it's funny anyway.
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I also like when he is walking down the sidewalk and runs into the man panhandling and ranting. The rambling man claims to be intelligent, and Sabbath states referring the urine on his pants, "Yes, I can see intelligence written all over your pants." Classic.
I haven't gotten to that part yet, though I did start reading it earlier. Thus far, it's pretty fucking hilarious in an almost sick way that shouldn't really be admitted in public.
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