What a night I've had!!

Left the house Friday night at 6:30; picked up one liter of Wild Turkey 101, 1/2 gal Bacardi rum. Watched Mavs lose and some Sportscenter. Had two drinks all night; returned home approx. 2:00 Saturday morning very sober, very sleepy.
WTF is really going on? I feel like I should be shopping for rocking chairs or something. Maybe something is finally catching up with me, but I keep looking back and nothing's there.

Anyway, the rest of the weekend will likely be spent working; there's a chance I'll attend a faculty function on Sunday, but it's pretty small at this time. Reeeeeaaaaallllllyyyy small. Friggin' miniscule and shit. But to all those attending --"have a great time!!"
I was wondering if Andi was back in town yet. She'll be glad to be back I'm sure, especially since the ban on sexual innuendos is over and she can get back to that and obsessing over Jake McGillicuddy or whatever.

Story ideas: I was going to post some story ideas I had come up with that I think are pretty original and noteworthy, but someone could possibly happen across my blog and steal them. I'll probably just forget them since I haven't written them down.
I'm bored and tired. Goodnight.